the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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