bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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