All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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