but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
is that a dick in a sweater?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Randomize
