I wannas sexs uuuuu
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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