another moral hangover. fuck.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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