bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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