I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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