just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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