I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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