the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
be right there i have to get my cape
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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