He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I don't think brook has ever known best
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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