addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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