I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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