i jhust puked up my retainher.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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