Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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