All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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