have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
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