billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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