why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Operation Purity has been aborted
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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