There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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