the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
