whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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