yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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