i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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