Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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