it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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