when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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