So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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