God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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