i don't like sucking hair
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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