So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
You did what with his pubic hair?
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