Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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