How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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