Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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