Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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