This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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