haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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