wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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