Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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