there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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