We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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