rhymes with "ouble enetration"
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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