i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
