I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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