She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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