yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
thus making me awesome and them whores
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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