is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I am full of burrito and curiosity
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize