I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
A+ Viking dick
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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