It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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