I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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