all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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