so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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